Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.
Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.
There is a school of thought that believes that sleep is for the night. You appear to be out to disprove them.
Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.
As a writer one is allowed to have conversations with oneself. What is considered sane in writers is made for the rest of the human race.