Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
Alan BennettAll the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I'd got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
Alan BennettWhat she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren't long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
Alan BennettI have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
Alan Bennett