Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
Alan BennettArt comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it's in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one's own.
Alan BennettMark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
Alan Bennett