Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm
I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door
I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.
Belgium's not a hotpot of international football
In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.'
Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea