Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I've no idea

Belgium's not a hotpot of international football

There's a good-feel factor about Sheffield Wednesday

I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that.

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door

The tackles are coming in thick and thin now.