'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.
Alan CarrI had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.
Alan CarrAll change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a 'magic bullet' which on its own can solve our problems.This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.
Alan CarrWhat am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
Alan Carr