I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.

When you start, the world of publishing seems like a great cathedral citadel of talent, resisting attempts to let you inside. It isn't like that at all. It may be more difficult now, and take longer than when I started to write, but there's a great, empty warehouse out there looking for simple talent.

I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

My great-grandfather was a self-taught man, and his library was extraordinary. I read the lot.