Don't get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.

U.S. military action in Iraq: It sure didn't work out well last time. Let's not make that mistake again.

The real two-party system in America is the Meanies and the Weenies. The Meanies want to take away your benefits, and the Weenies want to compromise with them.

Don't get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.

Many people, improperly, lump together libertarians and the Tea Parties. That's really wrong. Many of the libertarians are physicists, and many of the Tea Party people don't bathe. There's really not much in common there!

Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick.

The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick ... This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!