It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry. Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

I could have danced all night!