It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes. A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

There's a smile on my face for the whole human race.