Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

There's a smile on my face for the whole human race.

I could have danced all night!

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven't used it for years! Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?