You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
There's a smile on my face for the whole human race.
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry. Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.