You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.
Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry. Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.