Why can't a woman be more like a man?

There's a smile on my face for the whole human race.

England still will be here without you.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.