Why can't a woman be more like a man?

The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.