Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.

The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

England still will be here without you.

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother, if you can't paint in Paris, you'd better give up and marry the boss's daughter.

We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.

There's a smile on my face for the whole human race.