A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry. Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.