You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
I could have danced all night!
There's a smile on my face for the whole human race.