For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother, if you can't paint in Paris, you'd better give up and marry the boss's daughter.

The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.

An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.