For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother, if you can't paint in Paris, you'd better give up and marry the boss's daughter.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother, if you can't paint in Paris, you'd better give up and marry the boss's daughter.