It doesn't matter is you call it 'Obama-care' or 'Elvis Presley care' or 'I-don't-care care.' It cannot sustain itself in its present form.

He's a million rubber bands in his resilience.

The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.

I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don't believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal. There are three days that are really slow for restaurants - Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.

If you torture statistics long enough, they'll eventually confess the truth