It doesn't matter is you call it 'Obama-care' or 'Elvis Presley care' or 'I-don't-care care.' It cannot sustain itself in its present form.

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

Reagan didn't put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.

There is no "slippery slope" toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.

Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.

I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don't believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.