I was never trained for anything
My parents were so poor when I was a kid, I never went anywhere. I take our youngsters with us because I don't know anything that teaches them so much.
Time scoots along pretty fast when you grow up.
Maybe I can't act, but I know the gimmicks. I studied acting all my life and know what's good for me.
A producer has to know all about everything from set-building to costumes to acting
I have the face of an ageing choirboy and the build of an undernourished featherweight. If you can figure out my success on the screen you're a better man than I.