I'm no good with words but I'll find ways from time to time to show you how grateful I am.

Maybe I can't act, but I know the gimmicks. I studied acting all my life and know what's good for me.

I'm shy and can't for the life of me barge around and slap people on the back. I sit in a corner by myself and am tickled to death when someone comes over to talk to me

It seems only reasonable that the people have a right to know virtually everything about the personality they are buying each time they put their money through the box office

A producer has to know all about everything from set-building to costumes to acting

I don't care how small the parts are, as long as they're good

I have the face of an ageing choirboy and the build of an undernourished featherweight. If you can figure out my success on the screen you're a better man than I.