I'm shy and can't for the life of me barge around and slap people on the back. I sit in a corner by myself and am tickled to death when someone comes over to talk to me

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else

Time scoots along pretty fast when you grow up.

My parents were so poor when I was a kid, I never went anywhere. I take our youngsters with us because I don't know anything that teaches them so much.

I'm no good with words but I'll find ways from time to time to show you how grateful I am.

If I had my way, I'd do all my entertaining on the front steps

Being a good host offsets the deprivation and loneliness of my youth