It is the oldest ironies that are still the most satisfying: man, when preparing for bloody war, will orate loudly and most eloquently in the name of peace.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

I'm a very smug show-off at heart. I'm altogether too pleased with myself. The big boost for me is to be able to turn out something that I think is pretty marvelous, like 'Lost Girls.' I'm not in it for money, I'm just in it for the glory.

Here's the thing: If you're monitoring every single thing that goes on in a given culture, if you have all the information that is there to be had, then that is the equivalent of having none of it. How are you going to process that amount of information?

I live my life free of compromise, and step into the shadows without complaint or regret.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everything's possible Nothing is true.

There is no coincidence. Only the illusion of coincidence.