There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

While a truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power.

When I hear alcoholics talk about having their demons, I think that they're probably absolutely literally correct.

I've never watched any of the adaptations of my books. I've never wanted to, and there's absolutely no chance of me doing so in the future.

If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.

I don't think any of us grew up into the world we were hoping for or expecting.