In man-machine symbiosis, it is man who must adjust: The machines can't.
Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.