One man's constant is another man's variable.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

Because of its vitality, the computing field is always in desperate need of new cliches: Banality soothes our nerves.

The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.

FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.