In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.

We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.

Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.