Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.

Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".

You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.