Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.

If only life could be a little more tender and art a little more robust.

Being on the stage in New York is always exciting because you feel like you're part of the life of the city.

My definition of palatable might be slightly different from yours.

You know, London is so sprawling, and you can sometimes forget that anybody else is on a stage anywhere else.

I can only see my limitations. That's just who I am.

I don't play villains, I play very interesting people