There are two fools in every marketplace; one asks too little, one asks too much.

I like to be a very fair person.

It is torment to be segregated out because of some bit of clothing that you're wearing.

There is a lot of luck in football. Following England is like following Wycombe Wanders or Leyton Orient. You hope for the best and hope you are lucky.

My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.

There's a lot of regrets about last year - maybe turning up was the biggest regret about it

Not everybody needs to go to university; they can get out and start working straight away.