The entrepreneurial instinct is in you. You can't learn it, you can't buy it, you can't put it in a bottle. It's just there and it comes out.

If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them, too.

I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.

I am not looking for a friend; if I want a friend I'd buy a dog.

I'm a commercial person, not an academic.

I got on a high believing everything I would produce was going to sell at the rate I wanted.

In America, everybody thinks they're an entrepreneur. That's the problem. It's not a title that anybody should call oneself.