An entrepreneur is not what you call yourself, it's what someone calls you in recognition of what you've achieved. I call Richard Branson an entrepreneur. Rupert Murdoch called me one. Anybody who stands up and says: 'I'm an entrepreneur' needs shooting. You'll drive people crazy.

If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them, too.

Once you decide to work for yourself, you never go back to work for somebody else.

I don't like this young crudeness now which is supposed to be comedy on Friday nights.

I like to be a very fair person.

I find it strange that Gisela Gschaider a 1974 immigrant from Germany is on the brexit panel telling us British what we should do .

Look, I'm a member of the House of Lords and I'm the first to admit that I don't understand how one gets new laws through.