I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.

Movies are an expensive business.

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

When I went to acting school, the kids that got the best grades were the kids that could cry on cue. But it didn't really translate into careers for any of them, because the external is the easy part.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.

Someone asked me "what do you think of Donald Trump?" And I said, "I would rather vote for Hillary Clinton in jail." If she gets convicted, I'll vote for her for president.