I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.

I've done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didn't take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didn't take off.

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

If I'm going to act in someone's movie, I want the movie to be interesting and be able to get a couple of solid doubles.

The whole world is tense. Everybody gets the international news. Theres been no American comedy at all that even remotely addresses the subject in any way. My goal isnt to solve the worlds problems. My character wasnt even able to do his assignment. But the premise of wanting to find out about somebody -- other than the stuff that the CIA will tell you -- theres no hope unless we do that.

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.

Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.