I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.

If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.

Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.