I have children. I have a family to support. But I really could live in a one-room apartment, as long as the television worked. I never needed anything. Just a comfortable chair and I'm fine.

In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.

All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other.

You know, when cameras are rolling, improvisation doesn't feel natural. The pressure is too great. You're on a time schedule. You've got 60 crewmen.

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.

There's nothing funny about flying to Houston.