The whole world is tense. Everybody gets the international news. Theres been no American comedy at all that even remotely addresses the subject in any way. My goal isnt to solve the worlds problems. My character wasnt even able to do his assignment. But the premise of wanting to find out about somebody -- other than the stuff that the CIA will tell you -- theres no hope unless we do that.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to.

If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.

It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not.

My mother was supportive without knowing it. Deep down she wanted all the right things, she just didn't see the world like I did, and she's not supposed to.