You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable.

If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.

What naturally stops you making the film is there is no more money in the budget. That's really what it is. If you had an unlimited budget, if you were a billionaire and you financed your own movies, then you can either date, because you can sit in an editing room for six years, like Howard Hughes, and never finish anything.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have to reevaluate me.