When I audition, I understand what it takes and the insecurities that come with it. If I do anything, I put actors at ease. I used to tell directors who weren't actors, the best thing they could do was take an acting class for a couple of months. Just to understand.

Nobody will leave any place unless they're forced out. That's the nature of humans. Once you're there, you're there. I've never seen anybody get up voluntarily and leave any place.

I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.

I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.

Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.