I can't not put humor in a book.

I never wanted to be a director.

I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.

There's always the standard six people you can hire that have played all these villains in Hollywood. Instinctively, when they come on screen, you know what's going to happen. You don't know the story, but you know what they do.

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to.

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.