I can't not put humor in a book.

For the most part, improvising while cameras are rolling is very difficult. 99% of people you should never ask to do that, because they're under pressure, the clock is running, 80 people are staring at you...it's always unnatural.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

You make friends with older people and you always feel young no matter what.

Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

I don't want to get close to people who have secrets that I don't know about.