If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.

I never wanted to be a director.

I can't not put humor in a book.

If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.

For the most part, improvising while cameras are rolling is very difficult. 99% of people you should never ask to do that, because they're under pressure, the clock is running, 80 people are staring at you...it's always unnatural.

Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.