Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything - real feelings, true happiness, real joy. They can't get through that fog. But you lift it, and buddy, you're in for the ride of your life.

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.

I've always been the king of silence. I've always been a minimalist comedian. I've taken my influence from Jack Benny, who was the king of that I've always done 'less is more.'

What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, is that many of them are black or white: It's either a utopia or it's misery. The real truth is that there's going to be both things in any future, just like there is now.

In the beginning of any career, in every job, people are always forcing you to the middle.