I've always felt like I work in a small little area that doesn't represent anything like the rest of society.

Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

There's always the standard six people you can hire that have played all these villains in Hollywood. Instinctively, when they come on screen, you know what's going to happen. You don't know the story, but you know what they do.

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

You know, when cameras are rolling, improvisation doesn't feel natural. The pressure is too great. You're on a time schedule. You've got 60 crewmen.