How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands.

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

One of the things I like about a character: I always think it's fascinating when a character can turn on a dime and go from one emotion to another. I like watching that.

What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women.

Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.