How many people didn't get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands.

Twitter is the Devil's playground.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not.

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.

Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.