I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.

I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

When you improvise on the spot, people are very reluctant to have soft moments or quiet moments or sad moments because they're trying to fill up the spaces. So they always go towards, "How come you're late?! You're supposed to have my shirt ready! You call this a dry cleaner?!" That's what happens. That's why improvising on the spot gets very dicey.

There's nothing funny about flying to Houston.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didnt seem good enough.