I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

I'm a member of the Academy, but I don't know who all the other Academy members are. It's not like a politician who knows who is in the Iowa caucus.

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

Film is the cheapest part of the movie making process. The expense is the 100-man crew and the financing and everything.

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.