I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

There's always the standard six people you can hire that have played all these villains in Hollywood. Instinctively, when they come on screen, you know what's going to happen. You don't know the story, but you know what they do.

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

I'm not a person who I ever thought would do well with divorce. Not that it can't happen. I just didn't want that. So I waited a long time to meet the right person. Then I finally met someone that I was willing to be divorced from.

It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.