If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.
Albert BrooksWhen you improvise on the spot, people are very reluctant to have soft moments or quiet moments or sad moments because they're trying to fill up the spaces. So they always go towards, "How come you're late?! You're supposed to have my shirt ready! You call this a dry cleaner?!" That's what happens. That's why improvising on the spot gets very dicey.
Albert BrooksIt's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.
Albert BrooksI'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.
Albert Brooks