Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

It's interesting when you're part of a group - the Jews, to be exact - that the world has had such problems with.

Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

If you look at the best-seller list for American fiction, they're all sequels to detective stories or stories about hunting serial killers. That's what's called American fiction these days.