Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.

The greatest knowledge a person can possess is the address of the local library.

My primary process of perceiving is muscular and visual.

It's not that life has been easy, perfect or exactly as expected. I just choose to be happy and grateful no matter how it all turns out. If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

Creativity is the residue of time wasted.

I am content in my later years. I have kept my good humor and take neither myself nor the next person seriously.