Sleep is the most blessed and blessing of all natural graces.

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Consciousness is only possible through change; change is only possible through movement.

And there's always soma to calm your anger, to reconcile you to your enemies, to make you patient and long-suffering. In the past, you could only accomplish these things by making a great effort and after years of hard moral training. Now, you swallow two or three half-gramme tablets, and there you are. Anybody can be virtuous now. You can carry at least half your morality about in a bottle. Christianity without tears-that's what soma is.

For every traveller who has any taste of his own, the only useful guidebook will be the one which he himself has written.

If only people would realize that moral principles are like measles.... They have to be caught. And only the people who've got them can pass on the contagion.

I have always found that Angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as the only wise.