Children are remarkable for their intelligence and ardor, for their curiosity, their intolerance of shams, the clarity and ruthlessness of their vision.

The only truly consistent are the dead.

Half at least of all morality is negative and consists in keeping out of mischief. The lords prayer is less than 50 words long, and 6 of those words are devoted to asking god not to lead us into temptation.

Happiness is like coke — something you get as a by-product in the process of making something else.

That all men are equal is a proposition to which, at ordinary times, no sane human being has ever given his assent.

The Christian idea of a perfect heaven that is something other than a non-existence is a contradiction in terms.

A gramme is better than a damn.