Official dignity tends to increase in inverse ratio to the importance of the country in which the office is held.

If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists in their place.

[I am not] the captain of my soul; I am only its noisiest passenger.

The advertisement is one of the most interesting and difficult of modern literary forms.

The impulse to cruelty is, in many people, almost as violent as the impulse to sexual love - almost as violent and much more mischievous.

Christianity accepted as given a metaphysical system derived from several already existing and mutually incompatible systems.

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.