Getting older is hard.

One of the truest things to commit to is your own nature.

All those animals live a pretty dreary life, then they get chopped up and put on a griddle.

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.

Everybody I've ever worked with - 99.9 percent of the time, I've had a successful or very agreeable experience with.

I remember during my lifetime I would meet women, and it was almost like God would say to me, 'Now, this woman here is not the one you are going to end up with, but she is going to be a lot like this woman; look at this woman, study this woman.' And when my wife showed up, He was like, 'You recognize her now?'

[American family court] is a system that is corrupt on his best day. It is like being tied to the back of a pickup truck and dragged down a gravel late at night. No one can hear your cries and complaints and it is not over until they say it's over.