I would like to devote myself to the cause of parental alienation.
If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.
There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me letters all the time.
Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately.
Behind each number is a person, a victim, whose individual story is ghastly.
I collect travel alarm clocks. I was in a flea market in France once, in 1994, and I opened up this beautiful Jaeger-LeCoultre folding eight-day winding clock folded into a beautiful case, and I went, 'Wow, man.' And I've been collecting travel alarm clocks since 1994.