Anderson Cooper has a job to do. And that job is to try to reinforce his credibility in the gay community after the fact that you couldn’t get him out of the closet for 10 years with a canister of tear gas. Now he’s the sheriff; now he’s running around writing everybody a ticket!

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

Most women in leading roles are very boyish looking. The one girl working right now who I think is a real beauty in a classic sense - the only real 12-cylinder engine - is Catherine Zeta-Jones.

When I get onstage in a play, I feel very safe, very protected, very fulfilled.

The leadership class of the Republican Party is a conservative Christian loony bin. The leadership of the Republican Party are a bunch of sociopathic maniacs who have their lips super-glued to the ass of the conservative right.

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.

One of the truest things to commit to is your own nature.